“I guess the only way to stop divorce Is to stop marriage. ”

“I'm certain about my decision [to divorce you]. Stop hoping.”

“Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce.”

“Let’s stop making wild guesses and start gathering data.”

“They said it was the only way to stop her running up debts, but the best way to stop her running up debts was to give her more money.”

“The only way to beat the competition is to stop trying to beat the competition.”

“There are a lot of questions I keep asking myself about why I do comedy. I guess I laugh to keep from crying. And I guess if you ever get me crying, I might not stop. This is the way I look at tragedy or else I'll cry.”

“I don’t stop when I’m tired. I only stop when I’m done…”

“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.”

“marriage is when a man stops disappointing many women and focuses on disappointing one!”