“I'm so goth I crap bats.”

“I don't use a crap camera, I don't eat junk, and I'm not going to a dance where the boys are bores”

Adriana Trigiani (1970) American film director

“The sound crapped out for a bit, that's why I'm using SupposiSound! No one wants their tapes back, I wonder why.”

Robin Williams (1951–2014) American actor and stand-up comedian

“I wonder where that bat is now? Maybe he's sitting in Bat Heaven somewhere, with his own bat roadies…”

Ozzy Osbourne (1948) English heavy metal vocalist and songwriter

“Holy crap! Your story was so long I forgot the beginning! - Ichigo Kurosaki”

Tite Kubo (1977) Japanese manga artist

“Crap, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"I'm thinking we have about fifteen vampires and no blood," Claire said. "Is that it?"

"No, I was thinking we're out of chips. Of course that's what I was thinking.”

Rachel Caine (1962) American writer

“Dismissing fantasy writing because some of it is bad is exactly like saying I'm not reading Jane Eyre because it is a romance and I know romance is crap.”

China Miéville (1972) English writer

“Tohr laughed softly. "Yeah, I'm not much for the emotive crap either-Ouch! Wellsie, what the he*l?”

Jessica Bird (1969) U.S. novelist

“I am not a bat. ~Rephaim”

P. C. Cast book Burned

“You ever take a crap so big, your pants fit better? Anybody ever do that? You ever…I'm hoping that happens to me later tonight, 'cause these babies don't fit anymore. I'm hoping I'm one big turd away from backing into an old wardrobe.”

Ron White (1956) American comedian