De Abaitua interview (1998)
Context: A god is the idea of a god. The idea of a god is a god. The idea of Glycon is Glycon, if I can enhance that idea with an anaconda and a speaking tube, fair enough. I am unlikely to start believing that this glove puppet created the universe. It’s a fiction, all gods are fiction. It’s just that I happen to think that fiction’s real. Or that it has its own reality, that is just as valid as ours. I happen to believe that most of the important things in the material world start out as fiction. That everything around us was once fiction – before there was the table there was the idea of a table, and the idea of a table before tables was fiction. This is the most important world, the world of fictional things. That’s the world where all this starts.
“Before I get started, if anybody needs anything else at their tables, just speak slowly and clearly into your table numbers.”
White House Correspondents' Association Dinner (2006)
Context: Before I get started, if anybody needs anything else at their tables, just speak slowly and clearly into your table numbers. Someone from the NSA will be right over with a cocktail.
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Source: The Mythical Man-Month: Essays on Software Engineering (1975, 1995), Pp. 102–3.
“A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy?”
“I like on the table,
when we're speaking,
the light of a bottle
of intelligent wine.”
“I invited myself. Thought this table needed some class.”
Source: The Diviners
“I have said it before and I will say it again: Impeachment is off the table.”
[Susan Ferrechio, Pelosi: Bush Impeachment 'Off the Table', http://www.nytimes.com/cq/2006/11/08/cq_1916.html, New York Times, November 8, 2006, 2008-03-15]
2000s
“Let me get this straight. Your table ran away because you polished it with Windex?”
Source: The Demigod Files