“Before I get started, if anybody needs anything else at their tables, just speak slowly and clearly into your table numbers.”

White House Correspondents' Association Dinner (2006)
Context: Before I get started, if anybody needs anything else at their tables, just speak slowly and clearly into your table numbers. Someone from the NSA will be right over with a cocktail.

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