“Fat, fair, and forty.”

“One nice thing about the Third World, you don't have to fasten your seat belt. (Or stop smoking. Or cut down on saturated fats.) It takes a lot off your mind when average life expectancy is forty-five minutes.”

“At least I’m not American fat, I’m interesting European delicatessen fat!”

“It might as well be said, "Who drives fat oxen should himself be fat."”

“I'm fat because I'm greedy, and if my mind is fat it's because I'm curious.”

“Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace”

“Robert Arctor halted. Stared at them, at the straights in their fat suits, their fat ties, their fat shoes, and he thought, Substance D can’t destroy their brains; they have none.”

“Jamie shook his head at me admiringly. “And here I thought I married you because ye had a fair face and a fine fat arse. To think you’ve a brain as well!” He neatly dodged the blow I aimed at his ear, and grinned at me.”

“No, I am not pregnant. I am fat. And, as the Prime Minister, its my right to be fat if I want to.”

“… you, the privileged, the chosen, the pampered, with nothing to do but go to school, hang out, do a little studying, go to college, get into a money-making racket, grow into your fat forties, still whining, still complaining, when there are millions around the world who'd offer fingers and toes to be in your seats, nicely clothed, well fed, with the world by the balls.”