“We don't merge kernel code just because user space was written by a retarded monkey on crack.”

— Linus Torvalds

Torvalds, Linus, 2015-06-23, <nowiki>Linus Torvalds on the LKM mailing list</nowiki>, 2015-02-07 https://lkml.org/lkml/2015/6/23/657,
2010s, 2015

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