“There's no time for winking at the men when you're busy bailing the boat.”

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”

“I'm a substitute mom."
"You're more like a crazy aunt who only gets called when somebody needs bailing out of jail.”

“This will make widows wince. But fictive things
Wink as they will. Wink most when widows wince.”

“You're gonna need a bigger boat.”

“Never talk when you can nod and never nod when you can wink and never write an e-mail, because it's death. You're giving prosecutors all the evidence we need.”

“Sittin' here guess I didn't make bail,
Got time an' a story to tell.”

“Otherwise, as Dylan says, if you're not busy being born, you're busy dying.”

“Because you've got guy parts, you're automatically a better mechanic than me? I don'tso," Eve said, and bailed out of the passenger side.”

“Time is a river, and books are boats.”