“For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.”

— Laurence Sterne, book The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman

Book I, Ch. 12.
The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman (1760-1767)

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