“The pint would call the quart a dualist, if you tried to pour the quart into him.”
George Santayana (1863–1952) 20th-century Spanish-American philosopher associated with Pragmatism
Source: The Genteel Tradition in American Philosophy (1911), p. 60
“It would be a very short pint. It would be gummy bears and matzah, and be called Chewy Jewy.”
In response to a question about what he would put into a Jon Stewart Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor, University of Buffalo Distinguished Speakers Series (4 April 2008)
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