“Somebody muffed it?? Somebody wanted to joke.”

“I want to believe there is a somebody out there just for me. I want to believe that I exist to be there for that somebody.”

“We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens's creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.”

“I don't want to be somebody's crush. If somebody likes me, I want them to like the real me, not what they think I am.”

“I want to say yes, but I don't want to be with a boy whose heart belongs to somebody else. Just once, I want to be somebody else's first choice”

“A somebody was once a nobody who wanted to and did.”

“What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction.”

“If you want somebody you can trust, trust yourself.”

“Asked about the fact that Apple's iTunes software for Windows computers was extremely popular, Jobs joked, 'It's like giving a glass of ice water to somebody in hell.”

“Somebody like you taught somebody like me.”