““The hell with the human race!” said Beatrice.
“You’re a member of it, you know,” said Rumfoord.
“Then I’d like to put in for a transfer to the chimpanzees!” said Beatrice. “No chimpanzee husband would stand by while his wife lost all her coconuts.””
Source: The Sirens of Titan (1959), Chapter 2 “Cheers in the Wirehouse” (p. 52)
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