“A pun is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect.”

“A man without a woman is like a pistol without a trigger; it is the woman who makes the man go off.”

“An array of puns, asides and (sometimes off-key) jokes makes the book more bulky and somewhat anecdotal, but also entertaining to read.”

“Jackson, pistols drawn, lurched into the street vowing to shoot the ass off Jesus Christ, the longlegged white son of a bitch.”

“The clock of doom had struck as fated;
the poet, without a sound,
let fall his pistol on the ground.”

“They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.”

“Quentin Tarantino is interested in watching somebody's ear getting cut off; David Lynch is interested in the ear.”

“I lean over and put my good ear to his lips, which tickle me as he whispers. "Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me any time you like it.”

“Pun-provoking thyme.”

“never let your emotions override your intellect!”