“When the bow and the sling were laid aside in favour of the gun, prudence naturally forbade the putting an instrument of so dangerous a nature into the hands of children; they however provided themselves a substitute for the gun…”

“A common thief with a gun in his hand isn’t half as dangerous as an engineer with a stick of dynamite.”

“Guns don't kill people; people kill people. Of course, people with guns kill more people. But that's only natural. It's hard. But it's fair.”

“Sometimes you have to pick the gun up to put the Gun down.”

“You don't go on "probably" when love and guns are in hand.”

“This is the guy I'll be thinking about when I put a gun to My head.”

“So while gun owners are always saying that owning guns is about defending freedom, the only freedom gun owners seem interested in defending with their guns is the freedom to defend their freedom to own guns.”

“Careful, Mr. Spiro, guns are dangerous. Especially the end with the hole.”

“My right hand was sort of casually near my gun, without looking like I was reaching for my gun. It wasn't easy. Reaching for a gun usually looks like reaching for a gun. No one seemed to notice though. Goody for our side.”

“A gun in the hand is worth a corpse in the Promised Land.”