“Chentlemen, you are vorried about the depression[sic]. You should not be. For capitalism, a depression is a good, cold douche.”

“You get depressed because you know that you're not what you should be.”

“It’s a depressing habit you have of loving to sneeze and of eating apples as if they were juicier for you and being the first one to exclaim how good the movie is. You depress people. We like apples too.”

“Depression is about as close as you get to somewhere between dead and alive, and it's the worst.”

“An annoying thing about depression is that thinking about life is inevitable. Depression makes thinkers out of all of us.”

“People get the wrong idea about me, they think I'm depressed or something - I'm not depressed. I don't wish that I was dead, I wish... that you were all dead.”

“When my mind is operating at its peak, it should depress me to think that this is the best I can do, because it's not very good at all. When my mind is operating normally, I should be even more depressed.”

“If you're fighting moodiness and depression you don't want to hang around a bunch of other moody and depressed people.”

“Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. Depression is like cancer.”

“Concern should drive us into action, not into a depression.”