“If you really believe that death leads to eternal bliss, then why are you wearing a seatbelt?”
Doug Stanhope (1967) American stand-up comedian, actor, and author
Word of Mouth (2002)
To Madam L. E. on her Recovery, 116; reported in Hoyt's New Cyclopedia Of Practical Quotations (1922).
“If you really believe that death leads to eternal bliss, then why are you wearing a seatbelt?”
Doug Stanhope (1967) American stand-up comedian, actor, and author
Word of Mouth (2002)
Sathya Sai Baba (1926–2011) Indian guru
Statement (1968) as quoted in Sathya Sai Speaks Volume VIII, p. 99f
Trinny Woodall (1964) English fashion advisor and designer, television presenter and author
As quoted in "These Girls Could Save Your Marriage" by Jessica Johnson in The Daily Express http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/20026/These-girls-could-save-your-marriage (24 September 2007)
“Your tribunal is seated in your own breast, why then should you seek it elsewhere?”
Anne-Thérèse de Marguenat de Courcelles, marquise de Lambert (1647–1733) writer from France
Source: A Mother's Advice to Her Son, 1726, p. 168
“If I had another face, do you think I would wear this one?”
Abraham Lincoln (1809–1865) 16th President of the United States
Attributed in Jean Dresden Grambs (1959), Abraham Lincoln Through the Eyes of High School Youth
Misattributed
Variant: If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?