“Well, you took me to the BAFTAs. Yeah, but only cos no-one else would probably wanna go with you.”

— Karl Pilkington

Xfm 26 October 2002
On Stephen Merchant

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“Cause I don't wanna go on with you like that,
Don't wanna be a feather in your cap.
I just wanna tell you honey I ain't mad,
But I don't wanna go on with you like that.”

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“Well, you took me to the BAFTAs. Yeah, but only cos no-one else would probably wanna go with you.”

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