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Kevin George Knipfing , better known by his screen name Kevin James, is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, film producer, and politician. He played Doug Heffernan on the CBS sitcom The King of Queens and has appeared in the films Hitch , I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry , Paul Blart: Mall Cop , Grown Ups , Zookeeper , Here Comes the Boom , and Pixels . He starred on the CBS sitcom Kevin Can Wait .

✵ 26. April 1965
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Famous Kevin James Quotes

“When you're big you don't need a reason to sweat. You don't, right? My friends cannot grab a hold of this concept. They come up to me all the time like "Jeez! What have you been doing? What are ya jumpin rope in the attic?!" "Well, I peeled an orange.. about an hour ago. Why, what's up?"”

Kevin James

Sweat the Small Stuff (2001)

“How big are muffins going to get before we all join hands across America? Have you seen them? They're huge. You walk in, "Yeah, I'll take a coffee and… Oh my God! Yeah, I'll take the bean bag chair with raisins. Wooh! Yeah! Alright, can't believe this is fat-free! Hey, you wanna help me out to the trunk of my car? No, leave the Saran Wrap on it I'll use it to cover my pool, this is good."”

Kevin James

Sweat the Small Stuff (2001)

“I'm not a gay man, but I will say this: I get it now. I know what all the hype is about.”

Kevin James

after filming multiple takes of an on-screen kiss with actor Will Smith in the film Hitch <br class="br"> The Stars of Hitch: Kevin James http://www.oprah.com/tows/slide/200502/20050207/slide_20050207_105.jhtml,

“This annoyed me: I was on the phone with somebody today tryin to get a phone number from that person and write it down, but they didn't have phone number rhythm and that pissed me off. You know what I'm talkin about? Phone number rhythm. Especially if there's like an area code involved, like 'two one two - bum bum buh - bum buh bum buh!' That is the rhythm I think we're all familiar with. This guy had no clue! I was like "Okay, Hank. Gimme the number." He's like "Alright. It's two one two nine - fifteen eight eleven six [mumbling incoherently] fou.. tw.. five.. eight.. seven.. two." "Did you throw in your zip code? Cause I got a lot of extra numbers over here. I have extra. I can almost start a new number! What do ya got?! Start again from the top!" They really screw you up on the last four numbers. That's where they get ya. "Five five five - six.. teen forty one" "Dude, I already wrote the six! I made the dash too close, I can't shimmy the one in there now! Forget you!"”

Kevin James

Sweat The Small Stuff (2001)

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