„Translated: Human stupidity is international.“

—  Kurt Tucholský, "Hégésippe Simon" http://www.zeno.org/Literatur/M/Tucholsky,+Kurt/Werke/1931/H%C3%A9g%C3%A9sippe+Simon (1931); also in Schnipsel, published 1973, p. 102.

Die menschliche Dummheit ist international.

„Schnipsel“, 1973, S. 102. Auch in Gesammelte Werke Band 3, Hrsg. Mary Gerold-Tucholsky, Rowohlt 1960, Seite 970 Google Books

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