“I couldn't do them if I didn't know horses lived behind them.”
When asked by his wife how he could draw so many bricks (in a series of drawings of horse stables). Quoted at The Keeping Gallery http://www.thekeepinggallery.co.uk
To a waitress, in Never Give a Sucker an Even Break (1941)
“I couldn't do them if I didn't know horses lived behind them.”
When asked by his wife how he could draw so many bricks (in a series of drawings of horse stables). Quoted at The Keeping Gallery http://www.thekeepinggallery.co.uk
On an interview on The O'Reilly Factor (6 February 2016)
2010s, 2016, February
Source: Will Rogers, Ambassador of Good Will, Prince of Wit and Wisdom (1935), Ch. 9<!-- chapter 9, pp. 156–57-->
Context: So when all the yielding and objections is over, the other Senator said, "I object to the remarks of a professional joker being put into the Congressional Record." Taking a dig at me, see? They didn't want any outside fellow contributing. Well, he had me wrong. Compared to them I'm an amateur, and the thing about my jokes is that they don't hurt anybody. You can say they're not funny or they're terrible or they're good or whatever it is, but they don't do no harm. But with Congress — every time they make a joke it's a law. And every time they make a law it's a joke.
and this, my friends, is crucial.
Inaugural Address (1989)
“You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron.”
Source: Magic Strikes