““You have us going faster than light.”
“I thought the figures were a bit large.””

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”

“The Grateful Dead are faster than light drive.”

“The only thing faster than the speed of thought is the speed of forgetfulness. Good thing we have other people to help us remember.”

“I have not been able to relate the idea to the 'faster than light' neutrinos since there are no causality checks to decide if they are travelling in the past.”

“So we have progressed to the point where we can move politicians around faster than light. I'm not sure I see the advantage.”

“Inflation itself proceeds at a speed faster than the measured speed of light.”

“Light travels faster than sound. Isn't that why people appear bright before you hear them speak?”

“Love dries up, I thought
as I walked back to the
bathroom, even faster
than sperm.”

“Newton's proof of the law of refraction is based on an erroneous notion that light travels faster in glass than in air, the same error that Descartes had made. This error stems from the fact that both of them thought that light was corpuscular in nature.”