“Hello, I'm the writer and director. Now take your clothes off and get on top of Morena.”

—  Joss Whedon

Reportedly said on the set of Serenity to Phillip Sternborg on his first day of filming, as quoted in the DVD commentary of Firefly boxset (2003).

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