“Put your arm around the buddy next to you. And if you don't have any friends, I'll be your best friend in the whole world.”

“In the world you have three sorts of friends: your friends who love you, your friends who do not care about you and your friends who hate you.”

“You are your own best friend. Never ever, put yourself down.”

“He's a better person when she's around, and isn't that what friends are for, to raise you up and keep you at your best?”

“I hate when your friends quit drinking on you, don't you? It's sad. I've lost more friends to AA than Liberace did to the virus. It's sad to see 'em go. You see a thirty day chip on your buddy's key ring, it's like seeing a toe tag on his cold, stiff corpse.”

“Anybody can be a bum; all it takes is the right girl, the right bar and the right friends, and you are well… your buddies will see you off. They'll christen your dumpster for you.”

“You can’t really yell at your boyfriend for stealing your seat and your best friend. You also can’t yell at your best friend for stealing your boyfriend. Or you can…but Hi seemed like a much easier way to start the morning.”

“We'll play jacks and Uno cards
I'll be your best friend
And you'll be mine”

“best friends just don't leave your side”

“Are you out of your mind?"
It's not polite to lie to your best friend. "It's a possibility.”