“I'll be with you in the squeezing of a lemon.”

“When life gives you lemons you squeeze them, hard. Make invisible ink. Make an acid poison. Fling it in their eyes.”

“If life gives you lemons lets be honest you probably just found lemons”

“When life gives you lemons… choke on them and die… you stupid lemon eater.”

“When life hands you a lemon, say "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?”

“There’s a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands you a lemon, shove that lemon up its stupid butt.”

“when life gives you lemons, say, "yeah I like lemons, what else ya got"?”

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.”

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade”

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade”