“I used to be a folk singer, but I was… dreadful. I had a voice like a goose farting in the fog.”

“You sound like a hillbilly; We want folk singers here.”

Bob Dylan (1941) American singer-songwriter, musician, author, and artist

“Judy Garland was the singer I most wanted to sound like then, not to copy, but to get some of her soul and purity. A wonderful young voice.”

Sarah Vaughan (1924–1990) American jazz singer

“I started violently, as if some unseen hand had goosed me.”

P.G. Wodehouse book Jeeves in the Offing

“the 29th/Because of a very long fart, really a very long, and let us be frank, melodious fart, that I produced when I woke up, I was reminded of Michel de Montaigne.”

Salvador Dalí (1904–1989) Spanish artist

“The better the singer's voice is, the harder it is to believe what they're saying. So I turn my weaknesses into an advantage.”

David Byrne (1952) Scottish alternative rock musician and promoter of world music

“My mother was a popular folk singer. I grew up listening to her songs and know the lyrics and tunes by heart. Although she wanted me to become a singer, I chose a career in the aviation industry. I have come back after more than 10 years to fulfil her dream.”

Navneet Aditya Waiba Nepali folk singer

“I helped Stephen with the story and then I auditioned for SpongeBob, I used my Plankton voice, which sounds like a mix of Tony the Tiger and Gregory Peck. It’s actually an imitation of a friend from high school that had a really deep voice.”

Mr. Lawrence (1969) American voice actor, comedian, writer, storyboard artist, animator and director

“FOG: Fog covers this region. / Can you still hear my voice? / I don't understand trees. / They try to grab our hair. / A branch has fallen on you. I know that. / Could you look behind me: / is there a load / on my back, as well?”

Mirkka Rekola (1931–2014) Finnish writer

“In the 8th Grade I found I had a voice for opera, so I followed that path a little, but my impulse has always been an actor, I have always liked cinema, and let's face it, opera singers are just bad actors! I didn't want to translate myself in that direction. My heroes were people like Spencer Tracy, Bogart, Robert Mitchum, Marvin, Richardson, Caine, all those sort.”

Robert Davi (1953) American actor and jazz singer