
“Now that Marilyn Monroe is kosher, Arthur Miller can eat her.”
Quip about Monroe's conversion to Judaism, on The Oscar Levant Show, as quoted in They Knew Marilyn Monroe: Famous Persons in the Life of the Hollywood Icon (2012) by Les Harding
Source: On Being Blonde (2007), p. 54
“Now that Marilyn Monroe is kosher, Arthur Miller can eat her.”
Quip about Monroe's conversion to Judaism, on The Oscar Levant Show, as quoted in They Knew Marilyn Monroe: Famous Persons in the Life of the Hollywood Icon (2012) by Les Harding
Statement (28 August 1965) after meeting Elvis Presley, as quoted in The Leading Men of MGM (2005) by Jane Ellen Wayne, p. 386; also partly quoted in The Beatles: The Authorized Biography (1968) by Hunter Davies, p. 19<!-- also in Come Together : John Lennon in His Time (1984) by Jon Wiener http://books.google.com/books?id=Dj5uY-yAy4QC&pg=PA147&lpg=PA147&dq=%22nothing+really+affected+me+until+elvis%22&source=web&ots=nnADomTr5c&sig=e7w_FTRZPME2pWZJdgAz5-jegTs -->
It was a load of rubbish. It was like meeting Engelbert Humperdinck.
Later comments on meeting Elvis, as quoted in The Beatles: The Biography (2005) by Bob Spitz, p. 583.
Context: There's only one person in the United States we ever wanted to meet … not that he wanted us. And we met him last night. We can't tell you how we felt. We just idolised him so much. … You can't imagine what a thrill that was last night. Nothing really affected me until I heard Elvis. If there hadn't been an Elvis, there wouldn't have been the Beatles.
“We were poor. If I wasn't a boy, I wouldn't have had nothing to play with.”
As quoted in More Sex Talk : A New Collection of Ribald, Raunchy, and Provocative Quotations (2002) by James Wolfe, p. 114; similar lines were also used in the comedic routines of Rodney Dangerfield.
History of My Life (trans. Trask 1967), 1997 reprint, v. 8, chapter 4, p. 94
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Lady Bracknell, Act I
The Importance of Being Earnest (1895)
Source: The Importance of Being Earnest and Other Plays
2005-09-14
The Radio Factor
Fox News Talk
Radio
2005-09-16
O'Reilly wished that hurricane had flooded U.N. building, added that he "wouldn't have rescued them"
Media Matters for America
http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/200509160007
2011-02-23
“People have been marrying and bringing up children for centuries now. Nothing has ever come of it.”
The Decline and Fall of Science (1976)
"The escape", p. 309
Short Stories, Collected short stories 1