“No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.”

“Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken.”

“Loial, son of Arent, son of Halen, had secretly always wanted to be hasty.”

“Gay marriage should be legalized in america because gay men are the only men who want to be married.”

“Yeah, that’s exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back.”

“Young men often laugh at the sensible girls whom they secretly respect, and affect to admire the silly ones whom they secretly despise, because earnestness, intelligence, and womanly dignity are not the fashion.”

“You choose the end of the summer to fall in love with this guy
because secretly, you don’t want it to last.”

“It seems like being gay or whatever sin you wish to be a part of is okay … but I have the duty to lift that gay person up to the standard to ask if they want to live the life that God wants them to or live the lifestyle that they want to live.”

“You don't want the Republicans in power, does that mean you want a dictatorship, gay boy?”

“Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.”