“A Jewish man with parents alive is a fifteen-year-old boy, and will remain a fifteen-year-old boy till they die.”
Portnoy's Complaint (1969)
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“Old is always fifteen years from now.”
Source: I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You

“Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.”
Actually by financier Bernard Baruch.
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“To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.”
On his 85th birthday, as quoted in The Observer [London] (21 August 1955)

Jefferson's Farm Book as quoted in The Dark Side of Thomas Jefferson http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-dark-side-of-thomas-jefferson-35976004/, by Henry Wiencek, Smithsonian Magazine, (October 2012)
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“I have a twenty-month-old baby [girl], [and] a sixteen-year-old boy— same maturity level.”
The Evolution Tour: Live in Miami
2007, 2008
That's a sign of respect that my father didn't get, that my brother didn't get, that my mother didn't get.
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