“English people … never speak, excepting in cases of fire or murder, unless they are introduced.”

“People who speak Belarusian can not do anything except talk on it, because it is impossible to express anything great in Belarusian. The Belarusian language is a poor language. There are only two great languages in the world. Russian and English.”

“We of the Hunt are part of the solution. We offer voluntary murder as a substitute for war. You know that mankind will never be satisfied unless it is killing something. People can’t even properly enjoy a landscape unless there’s something moving across it that can be shot at.”

“Foreigners may pretend otherwise, but if English is spoken loudly enough, anyone can understand it, the British included. Actually, there’s no such thing as a foreign language. The world is just filled with people who grunt and squeak instead of speaking sensibly. French may be an exception. But since it’s impossible to figure out what French people are saying, we’ll never know for sure.”

“Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.”

“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”

“Everyone can see the arguments against the English-speaking peoples becoming the policemen of the world.”

“A loafer never works except when there's a fire; then he will carry out more furniture than anybody.”

“The Universe doesn’t speak English, it speaks frequency.”

“I’d never seen anything like it. First a trial, then a few murders, then dancing. Life goes on. Or, in this case, death continues.”