“The garden is a raging sea,
The hurricane is snarling;
Oh, happy you and happy me!
Isn't the lightning darling?”

“She said, "We're detectives" in the tone of voice that someone might say, "Making you happy isn't making me happy"”

“Money can't buy you happiness, but happiness isn't everything.”

“A lot of people, they think, ‘Oh, I’m only going to be happy when I find a special person who is going to make me happy.’ No. In life, you have to be happy with yourself first, number one. When you’re happy with yourself, you have to find another person who is happy with herself so you can share your happiness.”

“Oh, love isn't there to make us happy. I believe it exists to show us how much we can endure.”

“Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.”

“Happiness must be grown in one's own garden.”

“Can you be happy with the movies, and the ads, and the clothes in the stores, and the doctors, and the eyes as you walk down the street all telling you there is something wrong with you? No. You cannot be happy. Because, you poor darling baby, you believe them.”

“Happiness isn't a thing.”

“A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones.”