“When it rains, you put up an umbrella. That is the secret of success in business and management.”

“Times change so quickly that if you and I don't keep up with the times, we'll find ourselves with an umbrella in our hand, over our head, when the sun is out. Or we'll find ourselves standing in the rain, with the umbrella inside the door.”

“A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.”

“If you do not want it to rain, always carry an umbrella.”

“A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.”

“If you want the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain.”

“Who needs an umbrella in the rain?" she said, and stepped into the car.”

“Just the way it never rains when you have an umbrella, you'll never run into people if you look fantastic. But go outside in pajamas, and you'll run into every ex you have.”

“The gutters leaked like secrets, and the rain rained rain like rain…”

“You say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you love sun, but you seek shelter when it is shining. You say you love wind, but when it comes you close your windows. So that's why I'm scared when you say you love me.”