„If you do not want it to rain, always carry an umbrella.“

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„A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.“

—  Mark Twain American author and humorist 1835 - 1910

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„When it rains, you put up an umbrella. That is the secret of success in business and management.“

—  Matsushita Konosuke Japanese businessman 1894 - 1989

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„Armed? Well, yes; I am. I have a dressing bag, a portfolio and an umbrella. I don't believe I could do much damage with these. Do I look like a Carrie Nation to you?“

—  Fern Hobbs American lawyer 1883 - 1964

Source: Terry, John. Oregon’s Trails: Spotlight was not intoxicating for envoy who downed saloons. The Oregonian, January 9, 2005.

„Do you hear the rain? Do you hear the rain?“

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„Just the way it never rains when you have an umbrella, you'll never run into people if you look fantastic. But go outside in pajamas, and you'll run into every ex you have.“

—  Tim Gunn, Gunn's Golden Rules: Life's Little Lessons for Making It Work

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„If you want the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain.“

—  Dolly Parton American singer-songwriter and actress 1946

Variant: The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain!

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„It never rains when you want it to
You humble me, Lord“

—  Norah Jones American singer-songwriter and multi-instrumentalist 1979

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