“Fame doesn't change anyone, it just finds idiots; if you are a anonymous idiot, only your family know it; but if you are famous, all people will know that you are idiot.”

“I personally just encourage people to switch to KDE.This "users are idiots, and are confused by functionality" mentality of Gnome is a disease. If you think your users are idiots, only idiots will use it. I don't use Gnome, because in striving to be simple, it has long since reached the point where it simply doesn't do what I need it to do.Please, just tell people to use KDE.”

“You know there’s no advantage to be gained by murdering idiots—it doesn’t teach the idiot anything and it might give onlookers the idea that you take them seriously.”

“I know, I'm an idiot!" Leo moaned. "A brilliant idiot, but still an idiot.”

“Obviously, they're all a gang of idiots. But, you know… live and let live.”

“The idiot is indeed the good man, but only because he doesn't know any better.”

“Insanity is knowing that what you're doing is completely idiotic, but still, somehow, you just can't stop it.”

“You're an idiot, babe. It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe.”

“He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.”

“We're so different. You're an intellectual. I'm an idiot."
"Don't say that," I yelled. "You're not an idiot, you stupid idiot.”