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Source: After You'd Gone
Adverbs (2006), Barely
“Why isn't life better designed so it warns you when terrible things are about to happen?”
Source: After You'd Gone
                                        
                                        Second Homily, as translated by John Burnaby (1955), pp. 275-276 
Ten Homilies on the First Epistle of John (414)
                                    
Dorothy Parker: Complete Broadway, 1918–1923 (2014) https://openlibrary.org/books/OL25758762M/Dorothy_Parker_Complete_Broadway_1918-1923, Chapter 6: 1923
Source: The Tales of Alvin Maker, The Crystal City (2003), Chapter 3 “Fever” (p. 56).
“Bad things happen periodically, and they’re going to happen to somebody. Why not you?”
Source: Innumeracy: Mathematical Illiteracy and its Consequences (1988), Chapter 4, “Whence Innumeracy?” (p. 110)
 
                            
                        
                        
                         
                            
                        
                        
                         
                            
                        
                        
                        