“Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.”

“Never tell a lie when you can tell the truth.”

“A thousand fools believe a lie, and it’s good as truth.”

“It is impossible for someone to lie unless he thinks he knows the truth. Producing bullshit requires no such conviction.”

“You know there's no such thing as a complete lie. There's always some truth in there.”

“Any damn fool can beg up some kind of job; it takes a wise man to make it without working.”

“1092. Children and Fools tell Truth.”

“Semiotics is in principle the discipline studying everything which can be used in order to lie. If something cannot be used to tell a lie, conversely it cannot be used to tell the truth: it cannot in fact be used "to tell" at all.”

“Any fool can know. The point is to understand.”

“If the truth is worth telling, it is worth making a fool of yourself to tell.”