“I like the American-Canadian border, 'cause if you're walking on the border with a friend, and you push your friend into Canada, he can't push you back right away, 'cause first he has to go through customs. "What brings you to Canada?":[Points to the side] "That asshole." "When are you leaving?"”

—  Mitch Hedberg

"As soon as I regain my equilibrium!"
Just For Laughs: On The Edge - 2002

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