“That witchcraft comment on Bill Maher? I was in high school! How many of you didn't hang out with questionable folks in high school? But no, there's been no witchcraft since. If there was, Karl Rove would be a supporter now.”

“Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!”

“Sarah Palin is now the guy who hangs out in the high school parking lot showing off his car, five years after he graduated.”

“You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!”

“Shigure Sohma: singing High school girls high school girls all for me High school girls”

“I had so many nicknames in high school I can't even begin to start the list right now.”

“(on not going to his high school prom) I wasn't aware of the prom. I had no idea that it was even going on, not that I would have gone. It's not the kind of thing that would ever occur to me. You would think I would have heard about it in school, but I didn't.”

“Avery's tone was grand and high-pitched." And, since I've been hanging out with you, Dad's decided I'm on good behavior now."
"Poor oblivious bastard," murmured Christian.”

“adj.
It has always been my habit, ever since junior high school, to ask that question:
“What are you thinking?”
It is always an act of desperation, and I keep on asking, even though I know it will never work the way I want it to.”

“I'd like you to comment on the angry mob that surrounded Karl Rove's house on Sunday. — April 1, 2004”