Rachel Maddow Quotes

Rachel Anne Maddow is an American television news program host and liberal political commentator. Maddow hosts The Rachel Maddow Show, a nightly television show on MSNBC, and serves as the cable network's special event co-anchor alongside Brian Williams. Her syndicated talk radio program of the same name aired on Air America Radio from 2005 to 2010.

Maddow holds a bachelor's degree in public policy from Stanford University and a doctorate in political science from Oxford University and is the first openly lesbian anchor to host a major prime-time news program in the United States. Asked about her political views by the Valley Advocate, Maddow replied, "I'm undoubtedly a liberal, which means that I'm in almost total agreement with the Eisenhower-era Republican party platform." Wikipedia  

✵ 1. April 1973
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Famous Rachel Maddow Quotes

“Not all Freudian slips are created equal.”

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The Rachel Maddow Show, MSNBC, March 2009 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29773694/18

“I'm so rarely the arbiter of what all women want. I'm usually quite the outlier on that chart.”

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Inauguration Night, MSNBC (January 20, 2009)

“I assume people with bad arguments will just lose them.”

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The Rachel Maddow Show, MSNBC (June 5, 2009)

“It's truly a blessing to have total freaking idiots as your enemy.”

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The Rachel Maddow Show, MSNBC (5 June 2009)
Commenting on Al-Qaedas comments on Barack Obama.

“As you can tell, my Halloween costume this year is once again middle-aged lesbian pundit in cheap jacket. Boo.”

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The Rachel Maddow Show, MSNBC (October 31, 2012)

Rachel Maddow Quotes about war

“Dare I say it? Congressional Republicans had a collective war-metaphor-gasm trying to make the president‘s budget seem scary.”

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The Rachel Maddow Show, MSNBC, March 2009 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29875974/24

Rachel Maddow Quotes

“Spending freeze is what made the Depression 'Great.”

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The View, ABC (5 March 2009)

“Boy am I unqualified for that!”

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The Rachel Maddow Show, MSNBC (June 4, 2009)
Rachel Maddow on talking fashion.

“Republican 'poutrage' over the 'handshake seen round the world.”

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The Rachel Maddow Show, MSNBC (April 20, 2009)

“More drama than a junior prom, a shotgun wedding, and a paternity test all rolled into one!”

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The Rachel Maddow Show, MSNBC (June 8, 2009)

“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”

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The Rachel Maddow Show, MSNBC (April 27, 2009)

“I‘ve given up trying to get invited to a cocktail party but I‘m going to the egg roll. I swear.”

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The Rachel Maddow Show, MSNBC (27 February 2009)

“Who's Burson-Marsteller? When evil needs public relations, evil has Burson-Marsteller on speed-dial.”

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The Rachel Maddow Show MSNBC (5 March 2009)

“Now I'm going to have nightmares about myself.”

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The Rachel Maddow Show, MSNBC (May 26, 2009)
After mocking Republican scare tactics.

“why does accountability keep hitting a glass ceiling?”

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The Rachel Maddow Show, MSNBC (May 5, 2009)

“I felt tense. He did not.”

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The Rachel Maddow Show, MSNBC (April 3, 2009)
Reporting on whether her interview with Colin Powell became tense.

“When Pat is saying something outrageous, you know when you yell at the TV? I get to yell at him in person. I get to yell at the TV and it hears me.”

Rachel Maddow

"A liberal pundit soars to a prominent perch," Boston Globe (September 8, 2008)

“Now, according to the new-fangled U. S. government, it is OK to have the gay.”

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The Rachel Maddow Show, MSNBC (18 March 2009)

“Constitution Doesn't Have A Preamble. Not. Nope. Stop it.”

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The Rachel Maddow Show, MSNBC (November 5, 2009)

“Ron Paul supporters didn't use the term 'teabagging.' Maybe they knew how to use Urban Dictionary. com.”

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The Rachel Maddow Show, MSNBC (April 13, 2009)

“Maddow on Sarah Palin accepting Fed money after all: "You can see cake from her house, and you can eat it from there too."”

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The Rachel Maddow Show, MSNBC, March 2009 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29859430/23

“Congratulations, you have been tea-bagged!”

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The Rachel Maddow Show, MSNBC (April 14, 2009)

“…teeny, teeny, teeny, tiny, tiny little…”

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The Rachel Maddow Show MSNBC (Various times/dates)

“I can't be frustrated at you because you’re stupid but I can be mad at you because you’re evil.”

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The Rachel Maddow Show, MSNBC, March 2009 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29676733/12

“You see, on the landscape…there's the yelling. Into the chessboard. Upon which is a tent! For the enemy camp! Master plan!”

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The Rachel Maddow Show MSNBC (26 March 2009)
In response to Michael Steele's defense of his various gaffes as "strategic", during which he mixed several metaphors.

“The bomb exploded the junk in Vladimir's trunk. Y'know, they always said that Communists would get it in the end.”

Rachel Maddow

The Rachel Maddow Show MSNBC (1 April 2009)
Commenting on a bomb that blew a hole in an 80-year-old St. Petersburg statue of Vladimir Lenin.

“Separate is not equal. Duh.”

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The Rachel Maddow Show, MSNBC (April 3, 2009)

“We're no longer officially a superpower. Please turn in your badges.”

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The Rachel Maddow Show, MSNBC (April 20, 2009)

“Thank you Satan.”

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The Rachel Maddow Show, MSNBC (April 6, 2009)

“I wonder what [Obama's] record would be like so far if he weren't such a fierce advocate for gay rights?”

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The Rachel Maddow Show, MSNBC (June 8, 2009)

“Beware the power of the pajama-clad, Cheeto-eating, twitter, blogging hordes. We are legion!”

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The Rachel Maddow Show, MSNBC (May 4, 2009)

“RACHEL MADDOW: That‘s why we don‘t have to worry about the antichrist until after the rapture?”

Rachel Maddow

The Rachel Maddow Show MSNBC (March 2, 2009)

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