Playing With Your Head (1986)
Women Can't Hear What Men Don't Say (2000)
“Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink.”
Source: Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World
“Whiskey is for drinking. Water is for fighting over.”
It seems likely that the attribution to Twain is apocryphal. It is not listed as authentic on Twainquotes http://twainquotes.com/, and is not listed at all in either R. Ken Ramussen's The Quotable Mark Twain (1998) or David W. Barber's Quotable Twain (2002)
Misattributed
“When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.”
Sorilea to Egwene al'Vere
(15 October 1994)
Srimad Bhagavatam, Bhaktivedanta Book Trust, 1999. Canto 4, Chapter 25, verse 42, purport. Vedabase http://www.vedabase.com/en/sb/4/25/42
Quotes from Books: Loving God, Quotes from Books: Regression of Women's Rights
Being Peace (2005)
Context: Children understand very well that in each woman, in each man, in each child, there is capacity of waking up, of understanding, and of loving. Many children have told me that they cannot show me anyone who does not have this capacity. Some people allow it to develop, and some do not, but everyone has it. This capacity of waking up, of being aware of what is going on in your feelings, in your body, in your perceptions, in the world, is called Buddha nature, the capacity of understanding and loving. Smiling is very important. If we are not able to smile, then the world will not have peace. It is not by going out for a demonstration against nuclear missiles that we can bring about peace. It is with our capacity of smiling, breathing, and being peace that we can make peace.
Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003)
Source: Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage
