“Here is Edward Bear, coming downstairs now, bump, bump, bump, on the back of his head, behind Christopher Robin.”

“I turned and bumped my head against his chest a few times. It was the nearest hard surface.”

“…that worst bump developed that can adorn the head of a bore--viz., long-story-tellativeness.”

“My chest bumps like a dryer with shoes in it.”

“Know your lines and don't bump into the furniture.”

“Little Alice fell
d
o
w
n
the hOle,
bumped her head
and bruised her soul”

“By the way, Mr. President, thank you for agreeing to be on my show. I was just as shocked as everyone here is, I promise you. How's Tuesday for you? I've got Frank Rich, but we can bump him. And I mean bump him. I know a guy. Say the word.”

“Adulthood feels like walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore you.”

“Stupidity is like bumping into a wall all the time. After a while you get tired of it and try to look the situation over and see if there’s a doorway somewhere. I think most people eventually do look for the doorway and stop bumping into the wall”

“I don't remember a thing
There's fresh in my mind
I've got a weakness bump on my head
When a rock hits me harder, I'm dead”