“I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it…and he's always on time.”
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Daylight (1953)
Context: He doesn't know birds live
In another time than man.
He doesn't know a tree lives
In another time than birds
And will grow slowly
Upward in a gray column
Thinking with its roots
Of the silver of underworld kingdoms.
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Fab. II: Of the Dog and Shadow, Moral
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Fiona Apple (1977) singer-songwriter, musician
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“My manager will send me anywhere he wants to, 'cause he doesn't have to fuckin' go.”
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, quoted in [2015-02-18, "Rudy Giuliani: President Obama doesn’t love America", Darren Samuelsohn, Politico, http://www.politico.com/story/2015/02/rudy-giuliani-president-obama-doesnt-love-america-115309.html]
