“I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.”
When the Leaves Blow Away (2006), I Still Have a Pony (2007)
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American actor and author 1955Related quotes

“I'm a reading addict. I can't live without it, like someone who is addicted to drugs.”

http://www.details.com/culture-trends/news-and-politics/201008/interview-boxing-mike-tyson
On himself

“Wouldn't you rather your kid be a drug dealer than a drug addict?”
From 6/28/2010 Colbert Report
“I'm sick. It's passed down through my family. I am an addict. I'm sick.”
Regarding his meth addiction
[liveDaily, http://www.livedaily.com/news/5529.html, Interview: Travis Meeks of Days of the New, 2003-09-24]

“Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn't matter if only we could prevent girls from being girls.”

“Boys will be boys—And even that … wouldn't matter if only we could prevent girls from being girls.”
"The House Opposite," http://books.google.com/books?id=UZ8uAAAAYAAJ&q=%22Boys+will+be+boys+And+even+that%22+%22wouldn't+matter+if+we+could+only+prevent+girls+from+being+girls%22&pg=PA137#v=onepage Westminster Gazette (1893)

“I wouldn't dream of intruding into a reserved matter.”
Principles and Priorities : Programme for Government (September 5, 2007)