“When men and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons are always different.”

“On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women.”

“Women need a reason to have sex; men need only a place.”

“One is almost driven to the cynical conclusion that men are only decent when they are powerless.”

“It is understandable that the perspectives of men and women on safety are so different--men and women live in different worlds… at core, men are afraid women will laugh at them, while at core, women are afraid men will kill them.”

“The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.”

“Black women write differently from white women. This is the most marked difference of all those combinations of black and white, male and female. It's not so much that women write differently from men, but that black women write differently from white women. Black men don't write very differently from white men.”

“Maybe I was completely wrong that morning when I said how women are only interested in facts because maybe men are just interested in facts too and the only difference is, women dont care whether they are facts or not just so they fit, and men dont care whether they fit or not just so they are facts.”

“Stand true to your calling to be a man. Real women will always be relieved and grateful when men are willing to be men”

“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”