“Carlos: Manly-Man Training Academy, Butch speaking! … OH! Señor Ortiz! Sí, this is Toni's number. …¿¡De qué estás hablando?! ¡No! I'm not the father! I'm just the babysitter, I swear! ¿Qué?! You want me to marry your daughter?”

— Alison Bechdel, book Dykes to Watch Out For

Well okay, but I'm keeping my own name!
#232, "A Smidge Too Far" (1996), collected in Hot, Throbbing DTWOF (1997).
Dykes to Watch Out For

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American cartoonist, author 1960

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