“These are the dude version. They couldn't possibly be your pants!”

“Politics is everywhere. It’s in your shirt, it’s in your pants. It’s everywhere.”

“Why couldn't she have gotten another Edger or some dimwit from the Broken for a passenger? No, she got Lord Leather Pants here.”

“Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.”

“Put on your big girl pants and deal.”

“She accused me of wearing pants from the salvation army."
"Rose, your pants ARE from the salvation army."
"That's SO not the point!”

“The first guy you sent in here probably soiled his pants when he couldn't answer the simplest question and literally ran out the door…LOL.”

“"Your version of the truth is the only one that matters."
"Truth is singular. Its 'versions' are mistruths."”

“Anything that feels good couldn't possibly be bad.”

“Fermat couldn't possibly have had this proof.”