“It is, Sir, as I have said, a small college. And yet there are those who love it!”

“Eight, sir; seven, sir;
Six, sir; five, sir;
Four, sir; Three, sir;
Two, sir; one!
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tension, apprehension,
And dissension have begun.”

“When I was a student at Trinity College, Cambridge, in the 1950s, Sir Isaac Newton's presence was still almost palpable.”

“I kind of killed it in college. You know that saying "big fish in a small pond"? At Dartmouth college, I was freakin' Jaws in a community swimming pool.”

“I’m not insane, sir,” I said. “I have a finely calibrated sense of acceptable risk.”

“I have never yet done a man to death by torture, but by God, sir, you tempt me!”

“On his performance in college: "I was the one of those students who made the top half of the class possible."”

“Darling" she said with a small laugh "Love doesn’t have anything to do with this."

"It has very thing to do with it!" I exclaimed.”

“As it has been said:
Love and a cough
cannot be concealed.
Even a small cough.
Even a small love.”

“Friendship, 'tis said, is love without his wings,
And friendship, sir, is sweet enough for me.”