“There is something refreshingly ironic about people lying on the beach contracting skin cancer in an attempt to acquire a purely illusory appearance of good health, while germ-laden medical waste washes up on the sand all around them.”

—  George Carlin

entitled Surf's Down Forever, p. 207
Books, Brain Droppings (1997)

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