“It's not that I rule, it's that everyone else sucks more than I do. We all suck, and whoever sucks the least is king.”

— Maddox

Whoever Sucks the Least is King: An Interview with Maddox http://www.poindexteronline.com/old/www/text/archives/00000078.html
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American internet writer 1978

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