Ze Frank quotes

Ze Frank photo
26   0

Ze Frank

Birthdate: 31. March 1972

Ze Frank is an American online performance artist, composer, humorist and public speaker based in Los Angeles. He is currently the chief of research and development for BuzzFeed.

„This is Ze Frank, thinking so you don't have to.“

—  Ze Frank

Standard sign-off for "The Show"; varies at times
"The Show" (www.zefrank.com/theshow/)

„The president said some words, like nouns and verbs.“

—  Ze Frank

http://www.zefrank.com/wiki/index.php/the_show:_06-15-06
"The Show" (www.zefrank.com/theshow/)

„Generalized statements … which instill nebulous fear without specific information are exactly in line with the goals of terrorism.“

—  Ze Frank

http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/08/081006.html
"The Show" (www.zefrank.com/theshow/)

„Just a reminder, what other people think of you is none of your business.“

—  Ze Frank

http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/04/040506.html
"The Show" (www.zefrank.com/theshow/)

„Say the opposite, say the opposite, say the same thing, say the same thing. (song/refrain on "The Show").“

—  Ze Frank

"The Show" (www.zefrank.com/theshow/)

„Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck.“

—  Ze Frank

http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/05/052406.html
"The Show" (www.zefrank.com/theshow/)

„[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.“

—  Ze Frank

http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/05/060206.html
"The Show" (www.zefrank.com/theshow/)

„Are the new viewers gone yet?“

—  Ze Frank

"The Show" (www.zefrank.com/theshow/)

„Don't swim up stream, baby. The future was right where you were.“

—  Ze Frank

http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/04/040506.html
"The Show" (www.zefrank.com/theshow/)

„Shock 'n' Awe. We bring the BoomWow.“

—  Ze Frank

http://www.zefrank.com/wiki/index.php/the_show:_06-15-06
"The Show" (www.zefrank.com/theshow/)

„Both hurting and happiness make me feel more alive, but as I get older it seems that hurting's the low hanging fruit. So I pick it.“

—  Ze Frank

http://www.zefrank.com/wiki/index.php/the_show:_06-05-06
"The Show" (www.zefrank.com/theshow/)

„Look! A see-through wall of glass!“

—  Ze Frank

http://www.zefrank.com/thewiki/the_show:_05-05-06
"The Show" (www.zefrank.com/theshow/)

„Water boarding: Is that like snowboarding?!“

—  Ze Frank

http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/05/052406.html
"The Show" (www.zefrank.com/theshow/)

Similar authors

Courtney Love photo
Courtney Love66
American punk singer-songwriter, musician, actress, and art…
John Green photo
John Green103
American author and vlogger
Eminem photo
Eminem139
American rapper and actor
Tom Hiddleston photo
Tom Hiddleston16
English actor, producer and musical performer
Lady Gaga photo
Lady Gaga56
American singer, songwriter, and actress
Tyler Joseph photo
Tyler Joseph6
American singer-songwriter and record producer
Leonardo DiCaprio photo
Leonardo DiCaprio69
American actor and film producer
Jared Leto photo
Jared Leto12
American actor and musician
Keanu Reeves photo
Keanu Reeves39
Canadian actor, director, producer and musician
Rihanna photo
Rihanna15
Barbadian singer, songwriter, and actress
Today anniversaries
Chris Colfer photo
Chris Colfer24
actor, singer, book author 1990
Henry Kissinger photo
Henry Kissinger49
United States Secretary of State 1923
Peter Marshall photo
Peter Marshall3
American preacher 1902 - 1949
Louis-ferdinand Céline photo
Louis-ferdinand Céline88
French writer 1894 - 1961
Another 64 today anniversaries
Similar authors
Courtney Love photo
Courtney Love66
American punk singer-songwriter, musician, actress, and art…
John Green photo
John Green103
American author and vlogger
Eminem photo
Eminem139
American rapper and actor
Tom Hiddleston photo
Tom Hiddleston16
English actor, producer and musical performer
Lady Gaga photo
Lady Gaga56
American singer, songwriter, and actress