“1590. For Fashion's sake, as Dogs go to Church.”

“Those who live by bread alone will submit, for the sake of it, to the vilest abuse, like a hungry dog.”

“The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down.”

“Max-Dogs, dogs, go away, let me live another day.”

“The gulls who scorn perfection for the sake of travel go nowhere, slowly. Those who put aside travel for the sake of perfection go anywhere, instantly.”

“People love dogs. You can never go wrong adding a dog to the story.”

“All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.”

“The Church right now has more fashion than passion, is more pathetic than prophetic, is more superficial than supernatural.”

“You better go shopping for that dog.”

“Fashion is about going ahead, not about memory.”