“You know when it comes to racism, people say: " I don't care if they're black, white, purple or green"… Ooh hold on now: Purple or Green? You gotta draw the line somewhere! To hell with purple people!”

—  Mitch Hedberg

Unless they're suffocating - then help'em.
Just For Laughs: On The Edge - 2002

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American stand-up comedian 1968–2005

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