“If rain was God crying, I think God was drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus.”
Chuck Klosterman book Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story
Source: Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story (2005)
Chuck Klosterman IV: A Decade of Curious People and Dangerous Ideas (2006), Recognizing Your Archenemy
“If rain was God crying, I think God was drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus.”
Chuck Klosterman book Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story
Source: Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story (2005)
“My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.”
Jay London (1966) American comedian
One-liners
“She was the kind of girlfriend God gives you young, so you'll know loss the rest of your life.”
Junot Díaz book The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao
Source: The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao
“I was always attracted to the way rock stars dressed and the way their girlfriends dressed.”
Anna Sui (1964) American fashion designer
Interview Magazine (December 15, 2010)
“Aren't you going to introduce your little girlfriend to your mother?”
Ally Carter book Only the Good Spy Young
Source: Only the Good Spy Young
“She's here with her girlfriend. She's half a man.”
Martina Hingis (1980) Swiss tennis player
International Herald Tribune, Sports https://web.archive.org/web/20051027113109/http://www.iht.com/articles/1999/02/02/tennis.t_0.php (1999)